Ronnie Woo-Woo Crushing It At The Gym

 

I think I now respect Ronnie Woo-Woo. I used to hate him. When I lived up on Sheffield and Roscoe where Ronnie Woo-Woo would Woo Woo people into the parking lot behind Redmonds, he would drive me insane. I could literally hear him Woo-Wooing from my living room couch. Just a crazy old black dude walking around in his smelly Cubs uniform singing like a bird, only if that bird had the worst voice of all time.

 

But now? I kind of like him. Knowing Ronnie Woo-Woo never gets out of his uniform, not even when he’s trying to get his treadmill slow walk going ups his credibility in my book. The crazy never stops for Woo-Woo. And I respect that. He’s committed to the craft, just a relentless tornado of Wooing, Cubs fandom, and homelessness.  Do you Woo, do you.

 

PS
For anyone outside of Chicago. He literally just walks around Wrigley doing this. Non stop. Doesn’t even breath. Just Woos.

 

thanks to Rob for the tip

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